Senin, 28 Februari 2011

Anne Hathaway is a National Treasure

Since Billy Crystal was canonized as The Only One Who Can Host the Oscars, I have a difficult time the day after the show. Everyone slams the host, not taking into account the Oscar audience/viewer is The Worst Audience Ever, i.e. ready to unleash the second the first star is spotted on the red carpet. The entire production is steeped in negativity (though Cate Blanchett's dress was truly a shower curtain) with bright spots in genuinely humble speeches and real talent being rewarded. Hathaway worked her butt off and held the show up for everyone. Lots of twisting and running and falling and quipping. I've never seen an actor work so hard to please. Bravo to all those who participated, especially Anne!

Excellent Fashion: Helena Bonham Carter scores big, along with the red dresses worn by Sandra Bullock and Anne Hathaway.

Best Tux/Hair Combo: Colin Firth. He can look dowdy now and then but last night, he gleamed.

Dish's Suggestions for Next Year: Tina Fey, Stephen Colbert and Aaron Sorkin should write the show and this year's writers should be fired. Host choices--Ellen DeGeneres, Hugh Jackman, Robert Downey Jr., Sofia Vergara, Jane Lynch, Steve Carell, and Sean Hayes.

And Dish predicted that James Franco would wind up in drag.

Daily Charlie Sheen: Saw frightening TMZ interviews online. Pale, gaunt, obviously riddled with drugs, could not sit still. I don't know how he'll convince anyone of his sanity. I kind of wish this were really a documentary spoof a la Joachim Phoenix instead of crazy behavior before death. Dish lost hope when Denise Richards filed for divorce while 7 months pregs. She was right all along about how sick he is. If only his family could have him committed. I'd want the same tough love if I went bananas.

Minggu, 27 Februari 2011

Dish's Oscar Picks

Best Picture: The King's Speech (Dish's wish: Black Swan)
Best Actor: Colin Firth, who should have won for A Single Man last year)
Best Actress: Natalie Portman, beautiful and preggo always wins, except for Annette Bening during American Beauty. Annette will get effed over once again (sad because Dish loves her madly).
Best Actor in a Supporting Role: Christian Bale, even though he's getting uglier and uglier
Best Actress in a Supporting Role: Helena Bonham Carter (upset but it's time)
Animated Feature Film: Toy Story 3
Art Direction: Alice in Wonderland
Cinematography: Black Swan
Costume Design: Alice in Wonderland
Directing: Darren Aronofsky
Documentary Feature: Restrepo
Documentary Short Subject: Strangers No More
Film Editing: Black Swan
Foreign Language Film: Biutiful
Makeup: The Wolfman
Music (Original Score): The King's Speech
Music (Original Song): "We Belong Together" Toy Story 3
Short Film (Animated): Day and Night
Short Film (Live Action): Wish 143
Sound Editing: Inception
Sound Mixing: Inception
Visual Effects: Alice in Wonderland
Writing (Adapted Screenplay): The Social Network
Writing (Original Screenplay): The King's Speech

If I get half of these right, I'm on a roll.

Sabtu, 26 Februari 2011

Julia Dream!

Just as nature intended us to be BFFs, Julia Roberts appeared in my dream last night. I picked her up to go the Oscars. In the car, I was on my best behavior so no crazy-fan-rapid-fire questions (omg, how cool are you, love your cheekbones, where do you buy your yarn, I can't stop watching Notting Hill even though your character was a cow, you and Danny are ssooooo cute together and oh I love New Mexico too, what do you think of me?). I remained serene and Julia-esque myself...until the car stopped for Jeff Bridges. He came out of a narrow break in the hedges. He had two sons following him and they were both high as kites. Jeff got on in on the driver's side, his two high sons scrunched with me and Julia. Jeff proceeded to drive like a crazy person. Thoughts?

As predicted, Parker got the boot from the Spitzer/Parker show. She's better off not sharing the stage with that jackass. So now it'll be the LookAtMeSpitzerLookatMe Show (cue provocative closeups of the man who treated his family/New Yorkers like garbage). There are so many more appealing and benign narcissists I'd rather watch.

Jumat, 25 Februari 2011

Italy Is Style Forward

And always has been. Milan recognized Duran Duran as style icons, evidenced by John Taylor wearing sunglasses indoors (one of Dish's pet peeves). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2kd-7eUwj0&feature=player_embedded#at=82These boys are quite stylish, always have been.

There's a rumor that John Stamos will replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Wouldn't that be the best thing ever? JJ would be even better choice. She needs to be on television spouting her opinions. Though it would wind up being bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep I'm Greek bleep bleep bleep get me another cocktail, bleep bleep, what the bleep does she think she is bleep bleep.

TG is so bored, he's calling our land line from his iPad, ten feet away from me.